Whatever you do – don't rage-quit and lob a controller 🎮 at the TV. It gets expensive!
Doctor Chaos... Right, you lot - let's be totally honest. I'm mean, swear on your mothers' life, honest. How many of you have rung in sick (a text or email don't count - company policy states. You must ring in an hour before the start of your shift) and flat out lied to simply skive … Continue reading The last time you skived work to blow stuff up! Or play The Sims…
Not a chocolate eclair... Without getting my fruit bashed and bruised, this is the part when I confess that I have never been interested in being hip or fashionable. In fact, I never owned a pair of Adidas trainers until I was fifty years old, and when I hit that milestone of doing stupid shit … Continue reading Getting angry with the bird…
A Far Cry from paradise... OK, down to the willy waving of PC gaming, the PC arms race (my Pentium 4 was better than your Athlon 64), the master race of not playing games on a controller and swearing by mouse and keyboard. Who out there, back in 2004 managed to max out Far Cry … Continue reading Far Cry – Jack the lad…
Anybody can do a cartridge... Everyone has had one of these days, a day that sees you totally hacked of with the way the higher echelons of management treat you. No recognition for the work that you've completed, a poor salary compared to the revenue your skill set generates - this was one of those … Continue reading From Computer Arts Incorporated to Active Television which became…
Halloween night, a small American town, fifteen years ago... Now this astounds me - back in 1983 in an era of Steven King, David Cronenberg and terrible slasher movies where the trailer would be narrated by a guy with a deep voice Halloween the video game released for the Atari 2600 VCS. It was so … Continue reading Halloween the video game 1983…